The Seven Time NASCAR Champion of Jimmie Johnson is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Rick Hendrick with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 24.428 billion Jimmie Johnsonians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Cajon CA. The average income tax rate is 23.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jimmie Johnsonian economy, worth a remarkable 5,137 trillion Chevrolets a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Soda Sales, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,299 Chevrolets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Teach an angler how to phish and he can make a living, rioting during the nation's hosting of ORDER caused one million Chevrolets of property damage, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Rick Hendrick in ermine and velvet garb. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Jimmie Johnson's national animal is the Checkered Flag, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jimmie Johnson is ranked 9,201^st in the world and 134^th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 24.4 billion capita.